the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Buhtt sex?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
