Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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