I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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