She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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