i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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