She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Randomize