i don't like sucking hair
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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