Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I party with great urgency now.
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