It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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