I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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