on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
