dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You almost got us killed.
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(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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