did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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