You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You can't just leave with hair like that
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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