I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
