Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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