AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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