i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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