The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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