But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
