It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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