Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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