let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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