Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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