Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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