maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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