And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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