I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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