He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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