That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
