Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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