Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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