Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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