I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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