I have demons in me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize