if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
whose parrot is this?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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