Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
