My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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