I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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