windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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