At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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