Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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