Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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