If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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