Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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