Christians are straight up FREAKS
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I wish i was in the wii world.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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