my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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