Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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