Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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