All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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