This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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