We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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