This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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