His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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