He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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