Dual....:-)
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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