my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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