found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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