It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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