you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
Randomize
