i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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