he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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